I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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