why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
operation have a gay friend backfired
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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