Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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