ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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