Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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