so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
tell me about the fingering
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