I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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