your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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