Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
But theres a keg here and me gusta
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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