just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I look better un-naked...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
