I think I am morally bankrupt
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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