she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
