Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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