I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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