I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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