We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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