i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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