wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Boobs are out for the taking
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
