some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
is it fun? or sober?
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