Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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