Me too!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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