butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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