but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
