went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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