is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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