well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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