If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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