I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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