For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Bring me that man meat
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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