I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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