I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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