Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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