Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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