Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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