If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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