.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
