How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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