I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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