is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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