How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I have tasted many bathrooms
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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