sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
