i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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