Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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