I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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