Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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