he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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