whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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