Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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