i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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