Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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