school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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