Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
If its not for food we ain't going out.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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