Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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