That's intense
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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