Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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